Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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I'm homeless.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Manchester City

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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a man makes a bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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