- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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