- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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