Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Prostitution is bad.......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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