Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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