- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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