- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

What is better than life? Nothing.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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