- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

a man was shot.... he died

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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