Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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the bible

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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