What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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