- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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