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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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