- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Knock knock. Its open.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Urban ghettos

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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