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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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