Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Connor is homo

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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