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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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