- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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