Trump will make America great again.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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