What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What is 9+10? 19

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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National security?

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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