- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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