- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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