besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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