- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Obama = ebola

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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