- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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