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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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