- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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a man makes a bad joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

AIDS

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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