What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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