What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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