- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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