- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

how do you win a game try your best

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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