why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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