- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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