- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

you give like i give lomain

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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