- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

I'm so punny.

you give like i give lomain

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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