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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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