5 Italian guys from Long Island

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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