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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A: Do you like it B: No

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

2 black kids walk into school

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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