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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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