- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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