a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Obama = ebola

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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