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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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