knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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breasts

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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