- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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