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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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