- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

you give like i give lomain

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

AIDS

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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