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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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