- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

whats up and also down? your mum

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

your mum

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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