Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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