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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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