- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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